I didn’t actually watch the AMAs, but turns out no one wore actual clothes. Ladies, if we want to be taken seriously, we need to stop showing everyone our undergarments. All these panty- sporting stars looked like they were wearing diapers on the red carpet. I don’t care how great your thighs look. Briefs make everyone look fat and anything less conservative makes you look like a sloot.
You are not Beyonce and this is not your world tour. Cover you effing legs.
I don’t care how miraculous your boobs look, keep them in a top, Gigi Gorgeous!
How could you slack off on getting dressed, Taraji P Henson?! You’re supposed to be running the show!
Literally what showgirl did you steal this from.
Olivia Munn looks like a midget in this shirt.
Where is your shirt Rebecca Romijn
It’s okay to wear underwear that does not match your clothing… as long as your clothing COVERS your underwear
Is Gigi wearing underwear? Is she not? Who gave her this doily?
Noah Cyrus is 16. The conservative bag looks only works for underage youths if the playful print is NOT on sheer fabric.
I actually like this playful bubble wrap look from Tinashe, except for the NO PANTS PART
Literally the diapery-est of the diaper dozen
This is Teyana Taylor, AKA the totally stacked model from Kanye West’s “FADE” music video, and she is hot. But this looks like trashy lingere.
Idina Menzel in a bathing suit
We know you already had a baby, Chrissy Teigen. There’s no excuse for going commando at the AMAs.
Bella Thorne forgot her shirt
Mad props to these ladies who wore pants (and tops!) and looked GREAT.
This top is just long enough to pass for a top, not a bra.
I blatantly ripped these photos off from Cosmo.com so head there and give ’em a hit.